Car Sex Man + Flying Naked People

Current affairs won't alway's fit into this blog, but I think you'll agree these make the exception:

Firstly, the creatively titled, 'Car Sex Man Enjoys Sex With Cars' article (originally by The Sun) really is a treat. And, in case that link breaks, heres the original manual of 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle'.

What's more, the article's introduced me to long unused word, 'vehicular'. Sounds sticky. . . onomatopoeically. . . what a mouth full. . . mm.

In other news, here's an obsurd quote: 'All the passengers will fly naked... then they will be able to enjoy flight the way God intended.' The Metro.