Thursday 14 October 2010

Alan the Brilliant Professional Human Statue Entertainer

...Or so say his proud talent agency, Xanadu. Anyone need a human statue for any kids parties?


If that doesn't warm the cockles, check out his other creation, Charlie The 10ft Inflatable Clown, perfect for all of those cheeky unassuming molestations. I would like to say I'm being a bit harsh. but just stare into those badly painted, naked eyes and tell me your very soul isn't terrified.

See Alan and the other bountiful talents of Xanadu by clicking the phrase, Saw IV.

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